Caption Competition

Competition closes on  Tuesday 1st January 2030

THE WINNER

"Honest guv, I was all loaded up and just about to drive off. When this pigeon landed on the skip."

Ron Jones

OTHER CAPTIONS:

"Some people will do anything to fit into a parking bay."

John Gould

"It's time they did something about all that rubbish floating around in space!"

Mary Smith

"Now, that's what I call a Tipper Truck."

David White

"With no more landfill available, first skip lorry heads for the moon."

Ian Dobbs

"Lead contamination suspected at site."

Ted Willett

"It was clearly a case of rising dump"

Anon

"I told you it wasn't a transformer!"

Gill Sutcliffe

"When I grow up I want to be a tree."

Anon

"Good God! I knew I put too much air in the front tyres this morning!"

Derek Drury

"Council rocket to launch waste into space."

Ted Willett

"Luna land fill coordinates entered, get ready for blast off."

Ted Willett

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